Friday, January 20, 2006

The Real Drag



The Real Drag


By Jess Patrick


"Carol, why does it take you so long to get dressed for work?" I was naive. She answered my question with a question and soon I was in trouble.

"George, do you know what women have to do to be dressed properly?"





First published on Saucyvox.com March, 2005

Sorry. Taken this one down to place it elsewhere... You'll hear it about where and when whenever.

5 Comments:

Blogger Oryx11 said...

Very good! A sweet story. But it needs a picture with it. tap.tap.tap. I'm waiting... (You may have to dress up all over again.) BTW: pantyhose are not so bad... and you don't have to wear the control top things... try wearing stockings; they feel much nicer on, and shapely calves are a good thing. You'd get used to the shoes, especially if you sunk into a supple pair of Manolo Blahniks. I suggest you and Carol really do the switch and go out... Then come back and blog about your experiment :)

8:45 PM  
Blogger Jpatrick said...

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9:26 PM  
Blogger Admin said...

"Silly George" said Carol, nodding her head. "You put on the stockings after everything else, then step into the shoes and run out the door."

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed till my side stitched. You and Carol should have gone out on the town!

10:28 PM  
Blogger Faith Bicknell said...

I remember this one!

10:02 AM  

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